Me: i need you to be a good boy at bed time because daddy is at work.
Wee Man: looking out the window/at his toys/anywhere but me.
Me: listen to me. I need you to be a good boy at bed time because daddy is at work.
Wee Man: looking out the window/at his toys/anywhere but me.
Me: what did I just say?
Wee Man: be a good boy and you'll get a kinder egg.
Me: hits head in hands.